the fermi paradox asks that in a universe 14 billion years old, where are all the other intergalactic lifeforms? my posed answer: theyre chilling on earth. what if aliens can shapeshift and are blending in with humans-- no, scratch that, they wouldnt even need to be humans. your dog could be an alien ! theres no way to prove it, but theres no way to disprove it either so what if your home has been invaded by alien dogs from the intergalaxy? fear not, dear reader, for i have the solution!!! you must perform a simple ritual. you will need: